Wednesday, October 07, 2009

What Sucks…Human Werewolf Syndrome

In the vast array of diseases that suck- and there are a lot of them, one of the most cruel has to be “Human Werewolf Syndrome”. Even the name of it is an insult (can't use the Latin name here?) Growing large amounts of thick, black hair that covers your body and your face is not cool. Let’s face it, Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf Too make it seem glamorous, but the vast majority of the people afflicted with this disorder do not get the girl- mostly because unlike teen-wolves, they don’t get the cool fangs and sharp claws and the ability to slam dunk a basketball. They just get the hair.

Ed note: Just saying the girl Michael J. Fox gets as a wolf in Teen Wolf, was hotter than the girl he got as a time traveling human in Back To The Future.
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Anonymous said...

Holy Shit! He looks just like you Duke! ;)

Anonymous said...

Doesn't suck half as much as Craig Kilborn's new talk show. Now THAT sucks.