Wednesday, October 21, 2009

What Sucks…Elvis’ Hair


Elvis’ hair was sold at an auction in Chicago for $15,000. WhatSucksBlog has received the exclusive transcript of the actual auction.

AUCTIONEER: Okay, our next item, number 34B in your program is, ahem, “Elvis’ Hair”, believe to be from 1958. Okay, ah, let’s start the bidding at, I don’t know- 3 dollars?

BIDDER: I’ll bid 15K!

AUCTIONEER: $15,000. Okay, $15,000 going once, $15,000 going twice…Sold! To the guy who’s clearly not affected by the recession!

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