Monday, September 21, 2009

What Sucks…The Kansas City Royals

Once a proud franchise who battled the Yankees in the late 70’s, and won two World Championships in the 80’s. Now, you’re 27.5 games out of first place, and the biggest highlight you have as an organization, is a video where the greatest player to ever wear your uniform talks repeatedly, with pride I might add, about shitting his pants.

Say what you will about the Mets, at least they are continent.

Come on Royals! This is a disgrace! You had Dennis Leonard once! Frank White! You won championships with Bret Saberhagen and Dan Quisenberry! And gutty Danny Jackson! Even more recently, I know there was a time when you had Johnny Damon and Jermaine Dye in your outfield- and Carlos Beltran! You don’t have to suck, but if you do, you CERTAINLY don’t have to become the public face for pants shitting!

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Sully said...

Actually the Royals won only one world series... 1985.

The won the pennant in 1980 but lost to the Phillies

deluca said...

Don't distract from the fact that George Brett is too casual about pooping his pants!

Anonymous said...

Someone should put that in a Charmin commercial.