Friday, September 04, 2009
What Sucks…Quick Hits: California, Chris Brown, New Unemployment Figures, Being An Offensive Coordinator
Earthquakes, mudslides, wildfires and now pestilence. As many of my 13 readers know, normally, this is where I’d accuse California of sleeping with God’s wife- but I won’t do that this time- this time I’ll say, Hey California, what did you, key God’s car?
We do 2 jokes here, folks.
Not sure this dude gets it. He’s kind of bitching now about Oprah doing a show about domestic abuse because it is “like a slap in the face to him”. Yeah, not sure he understands what’s happening, put it this way- since he’s reemerged post-sentencing for beating up Rihanna, he’s done about 5 things in public and by far the BEST thing is wear this blue sweater and matching bow tie. And, you know, that’s not that good.
…New Unemployment Figures
We’re at 9.7 percent, which sucks- believe me, I’m in it. But the numbers are actually not that bad when you consider of that 9.7, 3.6 of it is…
Jesus. Firing offensive coordinators in the NFL preseason is the new black. These guys might as well work in the auto industry for all the job stability they have.
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