Monday, September 28, 2009

What Sucks…John Phillips

Wow. Nice job as a dad. I don’t want to reiterate all the relevant charges against you here, because I have a lot pervs who read my blog and recounting what you did might turn THEM off, but suffice to say, in order to have the perfect Father’s Day card for you, Hallmark would have to hire Stephen King.

And can we stop saying that the environment in which Mackenzie Phillips grew up in was “permissive”? The environment my youngest brother grew up in was permissive- he was allowed to stay up late and watch Wrestling. Doing a line of coke is at 12 is not “permissive”, its something that would end up on the cutting room floor during the editing of Caligula.

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Darkly said...

So, when she screamed "oh daddy" during sex was it technically more weird or less weird than when other women do it.

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