Thursday, September 03, 2009
What Sucks…Glenn Beck
You think him not being able to spell Oligarchy was bad? Check out this ½ a nut-bag in this rant. Stay until the 3:35 mark where one of his cameramen walks into frame and throws a quarter into his cup.
This dude makes Paula Abdul seem lucid. He’s like what happens when Latoya Jackson F’s Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now.
By the way, Glenn Becks of the world, you guys are always freaking out about impending communism and Marxism like I should be frightened. I have a question for you- who gives a shit? I haven’t sweated communism since I was in grade school and the Soviet Union existed. The idea that communism was scary had a lot to do with a gigantic, hostile country with thousands of nukes pointed at us. Well, that no longer exists you ball-sacks, stop trying to scare me about communism- or Marxism! As a philosophy, without the muscle, it’s a bunch of folk musicians trying to get everyone to share. Ooh. I’m shaking.
I’ll tell you what I am shaking about though, getting gainful employment in this shit-bag economy that was wrecked by a bunch of a-holes who gave mortgages to people who had no way of paying them. I’m stressed about an economy wrecked because it became more profitable for banks to lend money to people who were not going to be able to pay it back than it was for banks to lend people money who were going to be able to pay it back, you know the mess that has been brewing for the last 20 years or so?
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