Monday, August 10, 2009

What Sucks…Quick Hits: The Boston Red Sox, Billy Mays, Chicken of the Sea Tuna, The Mets

…The Sox

Last time someone got beat like that they were 5 years old and weren’t getting the the steps down to “Rockin’ Robin dance break”. Holy crap. Boston hasn’t been this depressed since roofies were found to be illegal. In other news, Go Yanks!

…Billy Mays

Good god, the only thing that didn’t turn up in this dude’s autopsy was Orange Glo! No wonder he wanted us to buy all that crap- he had to feed the monkey!

…Chicken of The Sea Tuna

Jessica Simpson’s retardation took the spotlight away from how stupid the name of this tuna is. Hey Chicken of the Sea Tuna, your tuna is like chicken? Who gives a shit! Chicken is not that good! I’ll try the tuna that is like the “Steak of the Sea”.

…The Mets

At least the Sox are still in the hunt for the wild card- holy friggin’ injuries the Mets are a mess. Lynyrd Skynyrd has more people walking around from its original line-up than the Mets do this year.
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