Thursday, July 02, 2009
What Sucks…Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
You know, I’ve been on the fence as to whether or not I thought 9-11 was an inside job perpetrated by our government, but now that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, or “Speidi” as they are sometimes called, or “Retardo” as they are also sometimes called, or “Douche-bot 2000” as they are also sometimes called, have come out publicly and said they too believe it was a conspiracy, I have to admit, it’s probably not.
Forget that there’s absolutely no proof whatsoever. Forget that the main tenet in any conspiracy centers around a government that is suddenly competent enough to pull something like that off, the fact that these two champions of a-holishness have come down on the side of wack-job 9-11 “proof-seekers”, has to be the most compelling reason to believe things actually went down the way they appeared.
As a matter of fact, I’d venture to say that even the most strident conspiracy believers will have to take a long look in the mirror after finding out his position is supported by these two empty header douche-clowns.
In closing let me be clear about 2 things. Spencer Pratt is a world-class douche and 9-11 was not an inside job. It just doesn’t jive mathematically, look-
Let P = Spencer Pratt is a douche.
Let Q = 9-11 is an inside job.
Let K = Spencer Pratt believes 9-11 is an inside job
P + K = Q? That just can’t be right. Sorry, conspiracy freaks.
BLOG NOTE: I know I have a lot off mathematicians who read the blog- I apologize for the sorry example of a logic problem above.
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