Monday, July 06, 2009

What Sucks…Quick Hits: The Media & Michael Jackson, Michael Bay, Al Sharpton Part 1, Al Sharpton Part 2!


…The Media & Michael Jackson

Enough already, I saw Diana Ross interviewed the other day and she said when she heard the news, “a little part of her died”. Yeah- her cheekbones and nose! This is overkill, even Corey Feldman is turning down interviews at this point.



…Michael Bay

Look it, if you want to make robots racist, that’s one thing, but telling the sweet and lovely Megan Fox to “grow up” because she calls Transformers 2 a movie about special effects, is going too far. And PS- how exactly did you tell her that? “Hey Megan Fox, grow up! Now, if you will all excuse me, I have to go hang two giant wrecking balls from the legs of a Deceptacon so it looks like he has nards, because, you know, I have a serious film on my hands here.”



…Al Sharpton Part 1

Calling for a Michael Jackson postage stamp!? Yeah, great, a stamp where you have to sign a waiver saying you won’t sue before you're allowed to lick it!



…Al Sharpton Part 2

Calling for the media to back off and citing “different standards” they have in covering “black and white performers"? Dude, we’re in uncharted territory here, covering a “black AND white performer!" (no "s").

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