Wednesday, July 22, 2009

What Sucks…Humanity

Worst. Headline. Ever.

I heard the person who had to write this headline quit their job shortly after to go walk the earth and look for meaning, like the guy from Kung Fu. Sorry, I need to specify, I mean the fictional lead character from Kung Fu, “Grasshopper”- not the guy who played him who died accidentally by choking himself during masturbation, you know, so he could get off better.

What the holy fuck? I don’t know if I could write that headline – or story- I mean talk about refusal to do your job based on the “I didn’t sign up for this shit” principle. This is the stuff that motivates the guy from “Se7en”. I just want to point out that it took 3 people to have this baby have her toes bitten off by rats.

RATS don’t even let their baby rats have their toes bitten off by rats.

Shocked rats would be seen with these people, in that trailer. Hey rats, get a little self esteem.

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1 comment:

Alex said...

That's really disturbing, because there is was a story just a few days ago about a baby of a similar aged dying of blood loss due to rat bites. At first I thought this was the same story, but the fact that it happened twice is really, really disturbing.

Oh, and police chief's name in that case was Munch. I only say that because Munch is also the name of a detective on Law & Order.