Tuesday, July 14, 2009

What Sucks Salutes Giant Balls…Joe Jackson

Speculating that the world may be interested in seeing Michael Jackson’s kids tour- as the Jackson 3- then saying that perhaps you’ll put that tour together for 2010?

Huge balls. Seriously.

Dude, the last performer you tried to shepherd into show business became a such a drugged out, walking punch line that no one will ever paid attention to a thing they said- (say it with me, America…) but enough about Latoya! (Audience rises to feet, throws roses.)

Seriously, haven’t you learned anything from the life of your son Michael? When will you be satisfied? When Blanket and Paris Michael install bunk beds in an oxygen chamber? When your wife as legal guardian of the kids is asked to co-sign for a Tilt-a-Whirl bathroom as an addition to the house that Prince Michael 1 is planning?

If you are to believe anything about your son, by all accounts he was painfully shy, yet even he- had to courage to call you out as an abusive wacko. A 3rd generation of Jackson performers is bad news for everyone.*

*denotes: except people who sell satin surgical masks.

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