Monday, June 29, 2009
What Sucks…The Reaper
I don’t think the reaper even knows who he’s taking these days. He is out of control in every way. This weekend, Billy Mays, just 50 was his latest victim. Honestly, with Mays' death, the reaper isn’t even paying attention to his unofficial rule of 3 anymore. Anyone can be had now at any time.
By the way, if you didn’t think Billy Mays was a great salesman look around your garage or your neighbors, if there’s some shit in there guaranteed to get a scratch out of your car, or some orange cleaning product, (where he says he loves beautiful wood!) he is.
They say everyone’s good at something- he was good at selling shit on TV infomercial style- the best- and he did it WITHOUT beating up hookers.
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