Wednesday, June 10, 2009

What Sucks…Tasering A 72 Year Old Woman!


WARNING: DO NOT WATCH ABOVE VIDEO UNLESS YOU THINK OLD LADIES HAVE IT COMING TO THEM, AND BY “IT” I MEAN 50,000 VOLTS! (DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT WATCHING, OLD PEOPLE DO HAVE IT COMING TO THEM, I’VE WATCHED THIS 13 TIMES)

I can’t tell if this is horrible or awesome and by that I mean, I feel really bad about how awesome I think this is. Holy crap, this cop tases the shit out of someone’s granny!

I believe the rule is “Don’t Mess With Texas”, not “Don’t Mess With Texas, Unless You’re A 72 Year Old Women”. They will friggin tase you, they do not care. This is a 72 year old great-grandmother! Imagine how fast the cops will tase a minority!

The only negative I can see so far is that we clearly missed an opportunity to change the lame-ass catch phrase “Don’t Tase Me Bro” to…


('cause old people call younger people "sonny")

There are also all sorts of side reports where the cops have absolutely no problem with the fact that they just chased a rabbit through an old lady.

Check out this one here (I can’t imbed for some reason).

And look at this one from ABC News. Incidentally, hey ABC News, do we REALLY have to sit through a Spenda commercial before watching the video of an old woman getting her tased on your site? And does Splenda know they are sponsoring something like that? What does that say about Splenda, except that they probably also do not take shit from old ladies.

Which leads me to the following entry…

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3 comments:

Anonymous Blogger said...

An absolutely amazing and awesome video, I wholeheartedly agree. More grannies need to be tasered, this is awesome shit.

I don't care how old she is, she's not my grandmother. So I say bring on the volts baby, get that heart pumping again.

Besides the old lady deserved to be tasered, well, for being old of course. He was trying to give her a dignified death of course.

What a nice police officer he is. I want to shake his hand.

Anonymous said...

Love the new main photo. It really encompasses everything Sucky--especially the Pratts. What a bunch of pompous assholes!!!!!!!!! In the name of Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Yeah totalitarianism sure is cute!! If that was my grandmother (both of whom are passed on) I would track that officer down taser the shit out of him and see if "gets violent" or curses. From the video you can clearly tell that she's not doing either of those things. Perhaps there is more video that was left out, but then why wouldn't the cops have that shown so they could back up their side of the story? The cop could clearly handcuff her without needing to use a taser and largely increase the possibility of a heart attack over a speeding ticket that saw no victims. Shame on anyone for laughing at police abuse of the defenseless.