Tuesday, June 09, 2009

What Sucks…Quick Hits: Poisonous Spiders & Snakes, Rolling Stone, The Film “Ghost”, The Tony Awards

…Poisonous Spiders & Snakes

Way to drop the ball, a-holes. For 2 weeks you had a clear shot to take out Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt and the best you could do is get Heidi to suffer from some kind of weird ulcer? Is doucheiness an insect repellant too? We may never have such a clear chance to take those two out again. I’m especially disappointed in spiders, they're even calling them “Speidi”, now. Have a little pride.

…Rolling Stone

Oh, Adam Lambert is gay? Way to break the news the rest of us figured out the milli-second he inserted a falsetto scat into a Johnny Cash song. Also, nice touch on your cover with the green snake crawling up his leg, on its way to his “Gokey”. We get it, we got it at the top of the photo when we saw the eyeliner.


Why doesn’t this movie take more shit for insinuating a lesbian scene between a in her prime Demi Moore and WHOOPI GOLDBERG! What a waste! This set the lesbian chic movement back a good 10 years! What happened in the 80's and early 90's with the way women were filmed in movies! Do you realize that they tried to make Penelope Ann Miller a sex symbol?!

…The Tony’s

You had Brett Michaels in your sites but you blew it! You’re worse than poisonous spiders and snakes! Now our best bet is syphilis and do you know how long that can take?

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