Thursday, June 18, 2009

What Sucks…Quick Hits: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Twilight, True Blood, Sammy Sosa, NY's Recent Weather

…Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I may be a little late on this but, hey dickwad, you don’t get to compare the treatment you get in an election to the way Goebbels treated someone when you are someone who denies the Holocaust!

…Twilight & True Blood

I don’t get it, all of a sudden we’re supposed to want to fuck vampires? After you get passed the concept that they’re dead and they’re killers, you still have to deal with the practical issue that engaging in any kind of intimacy with them puts you at extremely high risk for blood related viruses to say the least. What’s next, wanting to fuck sharks?

…Sammy Sosa

I’m sorry, no matter what, every time hear Sammy Sosa’s name I’m gonna smile because I just can’t help but think about that amazing summer in 1998 when he and Mark McGuire battled it out in that exciting, see-saw race! I should mention- I’m a huge fan of contests where people see who can take the most ‘roids!

…NY's Recent Weather

When did this city turn into the bastard love child of London and Seattle?!

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