Monday, June 29, 2009

What Sucks…Gay Exorcisms!

BLOG NOTE: Some of this stuff was from last week, but the Reaper went fucking crazy and I couldn’t get to it.

You may have heard a church in Connecticut (Connecticut!) last week held an exorcism to drive “homosexual demons” out of a young kid in their parish and then posted the video on Youtube.

By the way click on their link, unless Jesus is hanging at some trashy Euro-tech club, the church will be performing another exorcism soon on whoever picked out their web-music.

The video has been taken down but I saw it and it was disturbing. At one point the kid’s head spun COMPLETELY around in a circle only to look at the Pastor’s wife and make a snide remark about the shoes she was wearing. The devil can be such a catty bitch.

At the 3:15 mark, the Pastor and his assistant start throwing holy water on the poor kid while yelling “The power of Peter Allen compels you! The power of Peter Allen compels you!” This was awful, and the poor kid writhed in pain before he threw up pea soup, and a fine Chablis (2003).

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1 comment:

Mike Marsh said...

When I first started watching the video, my sound was off. When I turned it on, the first thing I heard was, and I shit you not, "fisted glory."