Thursday, May 14, 2009

What Sucks…This Chick’s Gay-Dar

Hun, you charged Adam Lambert with no top on! Were you trying to get his opinion on your highlights? You need to have your Gay-dar recalibrated. Scott MacIntyre can see something's is not adding up there.

Take this quick quiz- are any of the following gay?

1) Derek Jeter:

2) NYC Firefighters?

3) John Edwards

If you’ve answered “yes” to any of those, you have no idea who is gay and need to rely on friends. I’m serious- take care of this now before you start stalking Zack Efron.

Gay-dar is something you have to worry about from time to time, unlike Chinese-Dar, which pretty much, at least for me, is always on the money.

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