Tuesday, May 12, 2009

What Sucks… Bristol Palin


Touring the country talking about abstinence? Sweet. Finally, by the way- what took so long to plan this tour- is it that hard to find a, oh, I don’t know, babysitter! Will you also be touring the country talking about having enormous balls? YOU HAVE A KID! AS THE RESULT OF TEENAGE SEX! UNMARRIED TEENAGE SEX! UNPROTECTED TEENAGE SEX! AFTER YOUR ANIMAL KILLING MOM CUT SEX ED MONIES FOR ANY PROGRAM OTHER THAN “ABSTINENCE ONLY”!

I’m definitely going to see you speak – right after I hit the lecture Amy Winehouse is giving about not using crack. Then I’ll go to the Learning Annex Seminar Lil Wayne’s giving about living without excess.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please someone get rid of the hypocrite Bristol Palin. She is a horrible role model with a nasty mouth and belongs off TV. Unless ABC wants a lawsuit or DWTS with a R rating for showing adult content with BP on the show. I don't care who her mom is - get her off the show and get ot back to where it was. People were voted for for their dancing - not their politics or because people felt sorry for her being so stupid as to get pregnant. This is 2010, you still don't know what causes pregnancy? I guess you have momma's intelligence.

Anonymous said...

the Palins are just proof of what is happening to our political government. It's turning into a joke,...and laughing matter.....Im sick of even seeing them on the T.V ....bristol and her mother are idiots,...and daddy Palin...well, we know he dont wear the pants in the family.....A monkey apparently could take office in this current Government.

Anonymous said...

Im so sick seeing this baby fat alaskan on tv. Sara palin n the tea party n all the sappy conservatives that are tweeting n voting for this chic, need to stop trying to ruin television by having this eye sore try and dance n keep on having her win. It's pathetic cause the brawd can't dance n has no rhythm, not to mention she isn't a damn star. She's the daughter of an EX governor that failed at trying to be vice president. Only thing she has going for her , is that she's a milf . Bristol , sara n all of the tea party n anyone else that supports these garbage of people, need to all go to alaska, find a nice huge glacier go under it, die And just stay there! Never to return to a magazine, tv or internet or any media outlet. I think th u.s. is fine without tha influence of the palin family.

Anonymous said...

I can't watch DWTS because it has been bastardized by people who like Bristol because she's shy. She wasn't shy when she showed Levi Johnston her "goodies". Why is she even on DWTS? She has a baby to ignore...I mean care for. Does she need the publicity that bad?The Palin family is seriously fame hungry!

Anonymous said...

Bristol Palin is a stupid whore! She is a terrible dancer on Dancing With The Stars. She has managed to gain more and more weight every week! What a glutenest pig!