Monday, April 27, 2009
What Sucks…The Cougar
Is TV Land baiting me? Don’t they know I have a sitcom to promote?
Let me get this straight- 20 young dudes competing for the chance to bump uglies with an old lady? AND MY SHOW CAN’T GET PROMOTION? I’M MAKING POLITICAL COMMENTARY ON AFRICAN CIVIL WAR IN THE MIDST OF BEAUTIFUL JOKES ABOUT FARTS AND ASIAN MASSAGE PARLORS!
Back to the Cougar post…
Don’t these dudes know that there are other horrible reality shows to be on, ones where the “prize” is not sex with a mom of 4? What happens when they are eliminated? Do they breathe a sigh of relief? Put this show in the odd paradigm of reality shows where it’s better for you to be kicked off, than to win- like that one about the Pussycat Dolls and the other one where you are asked to leave and don’t have to fuck Flavor Flav.
Seriously, it’s like “Tonight you will be leaving the house- WITHOUT sleeping with this old lady.” Really? Oh, ah, darn? I bet you can sell this show in Europe as a TV version of "Hostel".
And what the hell happened to TV Land? This is a place where you used to be able to tune in and watch an episode of Rosanne. Now they want you to fuck Rosanne..
Debasement all around. And this is just plain the most disgusting thing I’ve seen
The Cougar is on Wednesdays at Ten!
Mocap, LLC is on Thursdays at Midnight!