Monday, April 27, 2009

What Sucks…The Cougar


Is TV Land baiting me? Don’t they know I have a sitcom to promote?

Let me get this straight- 20 young dudes competing for the chance to bump uglies with an old lady? AND MY SHOW CAN’T GET PROMOTION? I’M MAKING POLITICAL COMMENTARY ON AFRICAN CIVIL WAR IN THE MIDST OF BEAUTIFUL JOKES ABOUT FARTS AND ASIAN MASSAGE PARLORS!

Back to the Cougar post…

Don’t these dudes know that there are other horrible reality shows to be on, ones where the “prize” is not sex with a mom of 4? What happens when they are eliminated? Do they breathe a sigh of relief? Put this show in the odd paradigm of reality shows where it’s better for you to be kicked off, than to win- like that one about the Pussycat Dolls and the other one where you are asked to leave and don’t have to fuck Flavor Flav.

Seriously, it’s like “Tonight you will be leaving the house- WITHOUT sleeping with this old lady.” Really? Oh, ah, darn? I bet you can sell this show in Europe as a TV version of "Hostel".

And what the hell happened to TV Land? This is a place where you used to be able to tune in and watch an episode of Rosanne. Now they want you to fuck Rosanne..

Debasement all around. And this is just plain the most disgusting thing I’ve seen



The Cougar is on Wednesdays at Ten!

Mocap, LLC is on Thursdays at Midnight!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

this blog has long stood up against having sex with older women- we appreciate it.

Mike Marsh said...

WTF -- First "Age of Love" and now this? I think it's clear what you must do: your show must mocap banging an old broad. You could even call the game "Cougar Hunt". Don't worry -- I won't sue if you use this. Consider it a gift.

Anonymous said...

I watched this show for the first time and it's completely BORING. I also find it really bizarre that this lady is trying for guys that are younger than one of her kids. I can't imagine what her family thinks, let alone her own kid. The whole thing really bores and disturbs me... two thumbs down, I'll never watch it again.