Monday, April 20, 2009
What Sucks…Tea Party People
Way to make a statement against the policies of our 44th President- by going out to demonstrate and having the name of your movement share a term with another “movement”, one that specifically deals with dipping of balls into mouths. Seriously, all you had to do was google the term, or talk to a 14 year old who after they stopped laughing would have told you to avoid the term.
Let me get you started on your next rallying cry: I can’t stand these Mexicans who don’t bathe showing up in this country and taking our jobs! That’s right, let’s do something about these Dirty Sanchez’s ruining our country!
You know what- I’m even more upset about jazz musicians who don’t maintain their instruments correctly- join me in town square as we speak out against Rusty Trombones!
And people of Cleveland- rise up! You don’t have to take it anymore! Do something about the quality of clams in your city! Get behind good Cleveland Steamers for everyone!
And how many times has a Donkey been punched…