Wednesday, April 01, 2009

What Sucks…More To Love


So Fox is doing a show where plus-sized people try and date each other- seems to me there’s already show like this it’s called “Any Night Out In Hoboken!” Oh, yes! Hoboken = pwn3d by me. (Thank god I’m not out there anymore!)

But seriously, isn’t the idea of a dating show to meet someone you normally couldn’t meet? You know…there are plenty of “Bachelors” out there- the show on ABC works because the one they have is kind of, like, a catch(?)

And before you say I’m an a-hole for not wanting to see fatties climb into a hot tub and try to kiss (true, I don’t), my complaints are not just based on being subjected to view this, I also feel bad for the contestants too. Imagine you’re chosen to be on this show- what’s that like? A producer comes up to you and is like…

“Hey, I want to put you on TV, dress you up, do your hair- so that America can watch you try and get a date…with a fat dude.”

Really? No thanks, can get that on my own, seriously.

And what about the other side of the equation? The poor schlub they choose to set up with a fattie? Isn’t that a little bit of a slap in the face? It’s like when you break up from a long term relationship and your friends start to set you up and then you see who they are setting you up with and you realize what you really look like.

And calling it “More To Love”, wow, any chance of coming up with a more condescending title? Was “Chubby Chasers” taken? I hear the show is in 3D if you watch with beer goggles on! I heard it’s like the “Bachelor”, but instead of a rose, the guy gives out a donut! Wow this is fun- feel free to contribute what YOU heard about the show in the comment section! (Don’t be racist!)

Look for More To Love- coming soon to Fox!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

fat people don't deserve to be loved