Tuesday, April 21, 2009

What Sucks…Baby Corn

Look, I know we’re supposed to pretend like we’re into baby corn because of that scene in “Big” where Tom Hanks eats a baby corn like it’s a regular corn- you know, the scene that’s a little before the rape scene that no one likes to talk about in that movie?

Anyway, I’m not buying it. Baby corn sucks. It’s annoying, bland, difficult to eat like it’s regular corn and it’s presence is extremely hypocritical.

In this country we throw a shit fit about veal or lobster but when a 2 week old corn is taken from the screaming arms of it’s mother and forced to “work it” in the seedy underground of Thai and Chinese stir fries, we don’t say shit?

F that. And F baby corn. Stick to “adult corn” and by that I mean “regular corn” and not the horrible fringe porn fetish, you pervs.


Unknown said...

Loooooooool! Agreed!

Michmich said...

Loooooooool! Agreed!