…The New Facebook
Hey, I took the “which Facebook quiz makes you an annoying jag-off” quiz and the answer was “All of them”. And by the way, if I wanted to know what 5 movies changed your life, I would have a closer relationship to you than a social networking site!
…The Economy
Sheesh. I don’t want to say things are rough right now but I went to an ATM the other day and when I went to get my money, a resume came out. From a machine, Ben at Unleashed- can you believe that shit?
…The Newest Version of iTunes
Hey iTunes, did you really have to come out with a new edition because you decided to change the words “party shuffle” to “DJ”? Seriously, I’ve been scouring this thing, what else is different? What will spring iTunes 8.2? A change of the term “easy listening” to “lame-ass music”?
…The Final Fantasy Video Game Series
Final Fantasy? Have we hit FOURTEEN yet? Here’s an idea, maybe just call these games ONGOING fantasy.
6 comments:
stay off my blog, nutbag!
Mr. DeLuca--
It was a pleasure to meet with you via automated teller machine the other day. I'm certain that if you review my qualifications, you'll find that I would make a valuable addition to the What Sucks... team.
I look forward to hearing from you.
All the best in your professional endeavors,
Ben at Unleashed
P.S. I don't want to say the economy is in trouble, but the other day my financial planner sent me a complimentary yearly calendar with "You're Fucked" embossed on the cover.
ongoing fantasy-oh! you tell em chris!
It had to be said, anon.
ummm...i for one am extremely interested in what the nutbag said...please share!
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