Wednesday, February 04, 2009

What Sucks…Quick Hits: Michael Phelps, Barack Obama, The Pro Bowl, The Vagina Monologues


…Michael Phelps

Maybe this dude eats massive amounts of calories for breakfast because he has the munchies! Is he on the box for Wheaties? ‘Cause I’m thinking the dude may be more of a fan of Cap’n Crunch! You love weed – no need to apologize!




…Obama

Dude, anyone you know pay taxes? Seriously, who’s vetting your potential cabinet guys, the ghost of Red Foxx? Don’t get me wrong, we are in love with you but don’t make me read about HUD Secretary Willie Nelson getting turned down because there was a tax issue you didn’t know about.



…The Pro Bowl

Worst All-Star game in professional sports- and by professional sports, I’m counting hockey! I know medical procedures that are looked forward to more than this thing. Why play the game at all- Vegas has the over/ under at 46- PEOPLE WHO CARE!



…The Vagina Monologues

You hired Tiffany Pollard- New York from the first Flavor Of Love to be in this? This is a woman who competed with a bunch of other women, to sleep with Flava Flav! Are you adding a chapter about VD? Is the show being re-branded to “Tales From The Cooch”?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

EEEWWWW That last one was nasty.