Wednesday, February 25, 2009

What Sucks...American Apparel (For Babies!)

Whew, that was close- I was beginning to think I’d never have a chance to dress a baby like it is an eastern European runaway. Look at these kids, I don’t know whether to buy their “onesie” or to introduce them to the nice couple who lives down the hall from me, looking to adopt.

What are the odds these kids know how to pickpocket? They’re friggin Gypsys! Check out young Demetri here, he certainly hasn’t been orphaned by fashion- he likes to lounge around in an “infant rib tank” perfect for sifting through the rubble of your recently bombed out home in Chechnya or for mixing it up with your friends in the underground clubs of Bucharest.

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