Monday, February 09, 2009

What Sucks…A-Rod Is A Disgrace Because He Cheated/ A-Rod Is A Disgrace Because He Slept With Madonna: A What Sucks Point/ Counterpoint

By allegedly taking performance enhancing drugs, as reported this weekend by Sports Illustrated, Alex Rodriguez has shamed himself and the game he purportedly loves.

According to the report, Rodriguez was found to have tested positive for steroids in 2003, while he was with the Texas Rangers. His name appears along with 103 other names of major leaguers who also tested positive for banned substances.

Widely seen as the greatest player of his generation, Rodriguez’ implication in the scandal is yet another reminder of the sorry state Major League Baseball is in vis-à-vis it’s ability to keep steroids out of the game.

Adding to this, A-Rod, or A-Roid, or A-Fraud, recently stated in an interview with 60 Minutes that he never used the drug.

Alex Rodriguez because he used a foreign substance AND lied about it is a disgrace, he has disappointed his team, himself and his many, many fans.

A-Rod Is A Disgrace Because He Slept With Madonna

Alex Rodriguez has the richest contract in professional sports. He plays 3rd base for the New York Yankees, the greatest franchise in the history of professional sports and he is on pace to be one of the greatest players, if not the greatest player in the history of the game.

He had it all- everything a young man could dream of- riches, ability, good health, and he chose to sleep with Madonna, a woman who was old as shit when she released “Ray Of Light” 11 years ago.

Alex Rodriguez let down fans, teammates and all non-“sex with the elderly” fetishists when he slept with Madonna, whom it is not completely unprovable that she is 100 years old, and may actually be patient zero for some advanced strains of the clap.

Alex Rodriguez is a disgrace for sleeping with an old lady, as recently as last fall, who has had more men in her than 85 percent of the world’s submarines. On top of this, he had frosted hair.


Anonymous said...

Amen on the frosted hair. WTF is that about anyway? Does a decent hairstyle cost $301 million dollars?

Anonymous said...

A-Rod sucks because he's gay for himself. And there are pictures to prove it.