Thursday, January 22, 2009

What Sucks...The 4th Hour of the Today Show

Holy shit.

They’re stretching the shit out of this thing by adding a THIRD hour- a FOURTH is absolutely ridiculous. This thing gets any longer, it should be called the “day” show- because my friends, that’s how long it will be on- a whole, fucking day. (Thank you.)

And by the way, producers of the Today Show- you’re not making this thing move any faster by putting Kathy Lee Gifford on it. Every time she talks it's like the 4th hour has a built in 5th hour. The stage version of Benjamin Button moves quicker.

Come on, get your shit together- your competition is The View, you could literally air ANYTHING other than this and you would be giving the world a giant present.

Oh and by the way, take a look at the award winning clip above if you want to know whether or not ALL of Lisa Rinna’s lips are filled with collagen. (And yes, I’m proud to be the 9000th person to make that joke.) And by award winning I mean “Best Clip of an Old Bag, Showing Her Vage” (There really is an award show for everything!)


Anonymous said...

Wow. you cant make that shit up! Nice commentary on the weirdest thing I have seen in a while.

squad546 said...

Wonder what her feet look like?

jodie said...

When does this show come on. At 10:00 I get Regis and Kelly here in M.D., which sucks also.