Wednesday, December 31, 2008

What Sucks Hero


The following is from the upcoming What Sucks off-Broadway production of “Righteous DWI: A Legend in Scotsdale”.

The house is dark. A police siren lights up the stage revealing a cop, who approaches Barkley in his SUV.

Officer: You realize you went through a stop sign over there…

Charles Barkley
: Yes. Look, I’ll be honest, I was in a rush to get blown. Come on, you have to admit this girl is hot. Hey, if there’s anyone in this police station who can get me out of this DUI, I will tattoo my name on your ass! Wait, I mean I will tattoo, YOUR name on MY ass…

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This blog has been seriously neglected. Shame on you!

Darkly said...

^^
Agreed, it's as if you think you have better things to do or something.