Tuesday, December 23, 2008

What Sucks...Santa Baby: A What Sucks Classic!



What the fuck? Are we trying to give Santa wood? Jesus, kids are listening to this thing for Christ Sakes.

Check out some of the lyrics...

“…come and trim my Christmas tree with some decorations bought at Tiffany…I really do believe in you, let’s see if you believe in me too.”

Subtle. Now imagine this clear invitation to fuck as it is sung by the Pussycat Dolls...



I'm sorry, that's basically NSFW! Especially if you're an Elf.

And they're not the only ones to take a shot at this song. You had Madonna...



Kylie Minogue....And just to prove it isn't a new phenomenon, silent film star and former Cat-Woman Eartha Kitt has been doing it since before WW2!



Hey ladies, keep it in your pants- the guy has a busy enough night as it is. Plus, last time I checked, you home-wrecking pervs, he's married. No wonder Mrs. Claus has self-esteem problems, she's like Jackie O when Marilyn Monroe sang Happy Birthday Mr. President. Here's the actual transcript by the way for that, rarely seen in its entirety...

MARILYN: (FINISHING HER SONG) ...Happy birthday Mr. President...happy birthday to you...

CROWD APPLAUDS.

JACKIE O: (TO JACK) What the fuck was that? I'm sorry, is there draft in here, oh, did I say draft? I meant whore. Is there a whore in here Jack? Jesus Christ!

4 comments:

Mike Marsh said...

And they're not the only ones to take a shot at this song. You had Madonna...

Be fair, everyone has had Madonna.

Oh, and the videos have both been TOSed already.

moreandagain said...

LMAO! I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard the lyrics to this song and thought something wasn't right.

ZenDenizen said...

Your Mrs. Clause to Jackie O comparison was inspired...

Ben said...

Too soon! You monster.