Tuesday, November 18, 2008

What Sucks...The Big Three


Really, the demand for gas guzzling SUV’s is going down? I had no idea that would happen- so hard to see in the future sometimes- you know, middle eastern country’s basically holding us hostage at the pump- I guess its time for you guys to shift over to your more fuel-efficient models- you know I think I read somewhere that the environment is a concern people have and they might want to buy things like the Toyota Prius. Oh, you don’t HAVE a plan for a roll-out of cool, non-gas guzzler car? No, no problem, I’ll totally pickup the tab so you don’t have to go into bankruptcy.

If we give you the money, can we then call you the “Big 3 Douche-muffins”?

3 comments:

Mike Marsh said...

Oo, I've got one! "Beg Three". Or maybe "Big Douche".

Anonymous said...

After years of buying into the stupid 'BUY AMERICAN" horseshit, I bought a Japanese car. Then I traded that in for another Japanese car. And bought yet another Japanese car, and traded that for another Japanese car! I now own the 2 best cars that I have ever owned. And I started buying cars in 1966! Fuck the big 3........

Anonymous said...

I've had only bad experiences with the big 3. All of the vehicles I've had from them have had major problems within 80,000 miles. All 3 of my toyotas have run without any mechanical troubles and they all have at least 95k to boot. The tundra I have (though it's not exactly what I call a "looker") runs as if it were fresh of the line. I'd even be willing to say it works better now than it ever did!