Friday, November 21, 2008

What Sucks…Sarah Palin


Look, I’m the first to admit the closest I come to being an outdoorsman is waiting on bus stops in the morning with the rest of Hoboken, but I don’t get this woman’s comfort with being around animals getting killed.

Seriously, WTF? I can google like 3 or 4 pictures on the net where she is literally either holding the head of dead animal or standing 5 feet away from one. Check out this video (warning: it’s a little gruesome- unless you hate turkeys) she’s talking to a reporter right in front of some dude who’s just going to town killing turkeys. Look at her, she’s not batting an eyelash- this woman does two things- give birth and hang around dead animals.

And nice reporting, whoever’s she’s talking to- doesn’t occur to you to ask additional questions? There she is babbling on and on- how bout, “Oh yeah, and Governor- quick follow up- WHY ARE WE STANDING IN FRONT OF SOME DUDE KILLING TURKEYS?”

Add this to her stance on shooting wolves from airplanes (ahem, for it), and she’s like the “Murder She Wrote” chick for wildlife. She’s the friggin animal reaper for Christ sakes. What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Apparently, hockey moms are much better armed. Oh and, dude killing turkeys in the background, just so you know, you’re burying the needle on the “creepy meter”.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

We couldnt eat turkey if someone didnt kill it dumbass

Invisible Woman said...

@anonymous: wow. was somebody's steak too rare today?

Anonymous said...

i think its clear that while one turkey's getting killed, one is being interviewed!

Bobby said...

You live in the City, don't you?

There are no innocuous methods for slaughter. When an animal gives its life to sustain yours, the process is ALWAYS messy. To the unprepared, it would seem gruesome; to the rest of us, it is part of the life and death process and ... hopefully ... undertaken with a measure of respect for the animal.

It seems Sarah Palin found a grip on reality that you somehow missed; no worries ... everyone is entitled to learn and grow.

Darkly said...

@ Bobby
No animal "gives" it's life, that would imply it had some say in the matter. Please suck a bag of dicks.

Invisible Woman said...

@darkly: LMAO!

Bobby said...

@Darkly
I recommend Midol followed by a thorough review of cognitive linguistics.

Darkly said...

@bobby
Hey, we got off on the wrong foot. I don't want to squabble pointlessly on some blogs message board, you seem like a real sweet down to earth gal, and I'd like to show you some measure of respect. So why don't you come invert yourself over my giant metal funnel so I can chop off your head.

deluca said...

no fighting, you're BOTH pretty!

Bobby said...

>grin< Ohhh sure .. it isn't enough to aggravate my arthritis with that 'inverted over a funnel' request, you want to mess up my hair, too?

hadriena108 said...

Let's face it. Sarah Palin has power. She can say whatever she wants and get away with it. Who's gonna mess with Sarah Palin?