Tuesday, November 04, 2008

What Sucks Election Coverage: Undecideds Struggle With Decision Whether Or Not To Be Racist

With mere hours to go before the most important election of our lifetime, undecided voters across the country continue to struggle with the choice before them- vote for an old dude who’s party has put the country in the place where it is today, and who selected a moron as his running mate, and who has tried to make a hero out of a right-wing, wannabe plumber, or for one day at least, don’t be a racist.

It’s really coming down to the wire for these “undecideds” who, before they go to the polls, have to balance their desire to be racist, with their desire to not lose their home, and to perhaps one day retire- ah to have the wisdom of King Solomon.

Many polls indicate a close race between those who have already decided whether or not they’re going to be racist, with Obama leading racists in some polls by only 2% so either way, it looks like undecided racists could have a big say in this election.

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