Tuesday, October 28, 2008

What Sucks…The Reaper

Who would have thought this guy made porn? I mean, look at him- honestly- porn? No way. A baker maybe. EMS worker sure, but the guy who directed “Deep Throat”? I’m sorry, I don’t see it.

Anyway, the Reaper is a perv. Yesterday he took Gerard Damiano, aka Jerry Gerard, the man who made “Deep Throat”. Deep Throat was made reportedly for 25 grand and grossed 600 million or something like that. It was probably one of the most profitable films ever made- and certainly one of the most profitable financed by the mafia ("Rug Rats In Paris" not withstanding.) It also became the code name for Mark Felt, who contributed information to Woodward and Bernstein that you might say played a role in bringing down Richard Nixon.

So, good night, Gerard Damiano and thank you for your film about a woman who has a “clitoris” (still not sure what that is) in the back of her throat. Your contribution to society has done wonders for the movie business, politics and probably tissue sales worldwide (it’s a tear jerker).

Gerard Damiano, RIP.

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