Thursday, October 30, 2008
Add “having a marriage contract” to the incredibly large amount of things that Madonna is responsible for that suck. Jesus, it must have sucked to be Guy Ritchie for almost 8 years. Then again, what was he thinking?
Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce- it came out that Madonna had a contract hanging from her fridge or something that listed all the things Guy was supposed to do in their marriage- read up on the Kabbalah- schedule times for sex! On second thought, I guess you kinda need to schedule sex with Madonna, cause if you don’t, you’ll wind up bumping into the Detroit Pistons one day while you’re hanging around your bedroom (she’s a whore!).
Seriously, who does Madonna think she’s reinvented herself into this time? And take a look at that picture up there- how much work is she having done- this chick looks like she’s been cut more times than Blade Runner.