Friday, October 17, 2008
What Sucks… American Movie Goers
Okay America, this weekend is your big chance. You have a bevy of films opening up this weekend and I’m just saying that perhaps you should go see them, or check out the ones that you’ve been putting off seeing because well, FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA WAS NUMBER 1!
Let me repeat, Beverly Hills Chihuahua was # 1, TWO weeks in a row? What. The. F. By the way, I thought we were in an economic meltdown- people still have money to spend on Beverly Hills Chihuahua? These are end of times, aren’t they? Sarah Palin could be VP, banks can’t stay open- and it’s not like they have long hours or anything and now a movie about talking Chihuahuas is number one at the box office two weeks in a row.
Look, I’m not much for dolling out advice, but here’s some- don’t start any new books, you won’t get to finish them, - the four horsemen are on their way.