Tuesday, September 02, 2008
What Sucks…Sarah Palin
First off, let me say, yeah I know, more politics stuff on this blog, I’m sorry I know it’s a drag, but it is convention season and I feel like I can’t very well do a “What Sucks…Being Hit In The Balls With A Ball-Peen Hammer”, and ignore the whole thing- at least not until I say something about the conventions and the suckiness contained within them- thanks for your patience. So anyway…
Look-it, to be honest, I don’t really care- if our country is gonna elect a cranky, 72 year-old, 5-time cancer surviving, old coot, then we deserve to have his VP be a 45 year old “naughty librarian” type from Alaska. Why not? Seriously, who gives a shit? I certainly don’t. As a matter of fact, I welcome the pick- it’s been a while since we had a Vice President we could masturbate to (Mondale, admit it) and it’s high time we got back in the groove. But I DO want to point out since Sarah Palin was announced to be McCain’s running mate, it has been learned that…
…she’s under investigation for using her office to fire some dude who used to be married to her sister.
…her hubby had a DWI.
…she “hasn’t’ focused on Iraq”.
…she is closely tied to indicted Senator Ted Stevens.
…she initially supported (contrary to what John McCain said) the infamous “Bridge to Nowhere”.
...she thinks “creationism” should be taught in public schools.
…she’s a huge supporter of “abstinence only” sex education, and thusly the proud parent of a 5 month pregnant 17 year old daughter.
And it’s only been 3 days since she’s been announced!
CTU from 24 does a better job of vetting people. Jesus, I can’t wait till she’s in the public eye for one full week, and by that I mean, I can’t wait for pictures of her blowing a moose!
McCain only spoke to her twice before naming her as the VP. We all know people we’ve spoken to only twice- now think about you asking that person to be the Vice President. Ladies and gentlemen, Vice President, my Asian neighbor who I see once in a while when we happen to bring the recycling down at the same time!