Friday, September 26, 2008
What Sucks…Quick Hits: The Mets Bullpen, Sarah Palin, David Blaine, Grey’s Anatomy
…The Mets Bullpen
These guys have blown more leads than the cops investigating the Jon Benet case. Jerry Manuel must look forward to calling his ex-wife more than he does the friggin bullpen. You’d think that the fact that hitters in general, fail over 70 percent of the time would at least be worth a couple of saves to these losers.
NOTE: This joke is dedicated to the great sound man Josh at Manhattan Place Entertainment, he loves the Mets, and they are killing him.)
Imagine how bad she would have done in these Katie Couric interviews if she DIDN’T have all those years of experience as a hockey mom. I’d write more but I’m heading up to Alaska with a torch and pitchfork.
Lying in a hole in the ground, standing on top of a pole, sitting on ice, hanging out in a box and now hanging upside down. These are only tricks if you get your cat to do them! The real magic will be finding a new mundane activity to try and pass off as a trick!
Kicking off the season with a 2 hour premiere? Come on, can’t you at least ease those of us who have to watch this show because of our wives into it a little easier? And what’s the mantra for this season, make everyone on the show LESS likable? If so, you’re off to a quick start!