Thursday, September 11, 2008
What Sucks…People Who Pontificate About Osama Bin Laden “Living In a Cave”
Hey A-holes, let’s not kid ourselves, by now this guy is living in a home. Caveman didn’t stay in caves after 7 years- they went out, tested the area to see if it was safe, and then built or moved into homes.
It’s been 2,555 days since 9/11/2001 and Osama still lives free. It’s embarrassing to think the guy has not only seen Eric Bana play Bruce Banner in the Hulk, but he’s also lived long enough to see Edward Norton take a shot at the roll too. (To be said in a thick, offensive, stereotypical Middle Eastern accent: “I got what they were trying to do with the first film, but I’m glad they went the different direction with the second. Norton was good.”)
As usual for this time of the year, no one is talking about it- not even that country hating jack-ass Keith Oberman. Fine, I guess its unrealistic to think the fact that this guy is still out there after 7 years would be a big story, but at least let us not kid ourselves into thinking “yeah, well he may not be dead, but he’s not comfortable.” Let me tell you something, I lived in Weehawken for 2 years- yeah, it blew, but after a few months, I made it comfortable.
Every year I have to write this post and to be honest, its a drag. I mean, Jesus, by this time, he could have had 72 virgins on his own. Let’s hope next year we get some good news, like, you know, we find out that instead of an in-ground pool, he has to make do with an above ground one.