Wednesday, September 03, 2008

What Sucks Presents…Things That Suck That Have Nothing To Do With Politics- A Three Part Series, Part One: Piranhas



I guess the good Lord, or should I say the “good” Lord, was making fish one day and said to Herself “Okay, just about done with all fish- oh wait, did I make the relatively small one yet, with the razor sharp teeth that attack in groups and that can strip something of its flesh in about 30 seconds? No? Okay, everybody- listen up- 2 more fish then we’ll take a break- the razor sharp teeth one, and then the little one that can swim up your dick-hole. Then- we’ll call it a day.”

Stay Tuned For Part Two: The Films Of Tony Danza!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

my dick hurt just from reading that wiki page.

Anonymous said...

If you dont like piranhas nobody cares, I surely think (and Im right) that they deserve to live more than the whole humanity.