Friday, September 26, 2008

What Sucks News…Mattresses Set To Pass Banks As Best Places To Put Your Money



With the Federal Government seizing, then selling Washington Mutual, financial analysts throughout the country are ready to upgrade “old mattresses” over banks in general as places to keep your money.

The announcement is set to come this weekend, after the analysts in question remove all their money from banks. “Right now, the market is showing us that an old mattress can offer consumers more piece of mind, and possibly better CD rates than a bank.” said one economist.

Speculation is that the announcement will only set the stage for one next week where “old shoe boxes” will pass banks as well.

3 comments:

swandad said...

"Amen!"

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Richard C. Lambert said...

Over the past several weeks I have been educated about mattresses. Sounds like a sleeper to you maybe, but in the recycling world mattresses are a big problem. michael