Thursday, August 07, 2008
What Sucks…Quick Hits: Detroit, Rush Limbaugh, Cannibal/ Head Chopping Off Bus Riders, Exxon, Anthrax Guy Who Killed Himself
Say what you will about the Earth’s shitholes (Newark, East St. Louis, that area outside of Rio where City of God took place) at least their sitting mayors are not in jail. If the weather were nicer, San Andreas could sue the entire city for copyright infringement.
…Rush Limbaugh Buying the Rams
You think the Rams’ offense is conservative now, wait till this guy takes over and instead of running on 3rd and long, they’ll come out against gay marriage! (Author stands and bows. Thank you, thank you all so very much.)
…People Who Decapitate And Eat The People Next To Them On The Bus
By the way, this has only made long distance travel on a bus SLIGHTLY worse than it is normally- was the guy who lost his head sitting near the bathroom? If so, NO ONE deserves that.
I know its fashionable to dump on these guys for making record profits as the rest of us get butt-raped at the pump but come on, aren’t they just trying to put food on their tables...that are made of solid gold and elephant tusks?
…Anthrax Guy Who Killed Himself
What a bastard- and don’t think I missed his final F-you to us- leaving a suicide note- who’s gonna open it?! Also, why he go to all the trouble to OD on various drugs when he could have just dropped himself a self addressed stamped envelope?