Thursday, August 07, 2008

What Sucks…Brett Favre- UPDATED 8/7/08

Its gotta suck to be Aaron Rodgers. I don’t like to count people out before they get a real shot, but honestly- this guy will never measure up to Brett Favre as a QB…who’s passive aggressive.

Hey may throw for 500 touchdowns, but will he get all pissy on you after he realizes your organization is moving on subsequent to the 40th time he’s told you that he’s retiring? There’s just no way to tell.

What a soap opera. Here, read this in the voice of Brett Favre- if you don’t know his voice, just do the very high pitched/ breathy thing you do when you’re mocking your roommate or wife behind their back-

“I’m retiring… wait I’m gonna text you and tell you I want to come back…but I’m only coming in as the starter…I have to compete for the job? Release me then, I’ll go to the Bears, THEY love me…you don’t want to release me? Fine, I’ll come in and compete for the job…no, NOTHING’S wrong, I’m just going home on the day camp opens…you know what? Forget it, this isn’t going to work out- there’s too much that has happened!”

Jesus, Green Bay fans are used to dealing with this behavior from their wives!

Best thing to do, is have both the Packers and #4 go their separate ways, sure it’ll seem weird seeing Favre throw into triple coverage in another uniform, but eventually we’ll get used to it, and if not, well, we’ll always have those great memories of Favre throwing into triple coverage as a Packer.


The Green Bay Packers have the last laugh on Packer legend Brett Favre, sending a message that reads loud and clear to him and the entire NFL- don’t mess with us, or we’ll trade your ass to the Jets!

Reaction from players was quick said one player who wished to remain anonymous, mostly out of fear “Wow, I know the Pack was uncomfortable with Brett going public with how he wanted to come back, but the Jets? I mean egomaniac or not, the guy gave the best years of his life to the team. Damn, that’s cold.”

The Packers announced the trade late last night that they’ve sent Brett Favre to the Jets for something like a a 4th round pick. The team said it looks forward resuming camp and is confident there will be no more problems with anyone.


frenchtoast said...

Keep in mind, old people get confused easily. He probably spent an hour looking for a parking place at the stadium, then had to unload his Hoveround from the back of his Crown Vic.

Anonymous said...

I heard he was going to be Obama's running mate.

Anonymous said...

Brett Favre is a great big shame. But so is Scientology.

Come to the Scientology protests in Milwaukee! We'll be protesting the suckery that is Brett Favre. And Scientology! ;)

Anonymous said...

The last laugh belongs to....?

Favre threw 6 TDs last week.

Aaron Rodgers separated his shoulder.

Ted Thompson (aka Moe Stooge) has two rookie backups on the bench.

Proving how dumb this original post is.