Friday, August 15, 2008

What Sucks Flash Poll Results: Apparently You Want Me To Believe You Don’t Have Open Sores!

Whatever. I guess a very small percentage of you have open sores. I’m sure you’re all perfect specimens of human beings. At press time, (with an hour left to respond) 37 of you have responded and the overwhelming majority of you claim not to have open sores. I’m not gonna come out and say you’re lying, but I don’t think 80 percent of the people in your office are without open sores. But okay, what can I do- I accept the results.

1 comment:

Aramael said...

Can I change my vote? My open sores have almost healed over.