Monday, August 18, 2008

What Sucks Exclusive- Who Obama's NOT Naming As His Running Mate

With the press completely a jitter with the news that Barack Obama will be naming his running mate in the morning and with the Obama campaign itself sending out notice to expect and early morning announcement, has been able to confirm through various sources that Obama’s running mate will NOT be former California Representative Gary Condit.

Condit, who is chiefly associated with the investigation of the murder of Chandra Levy, a a Washington intern Condit admitted to having an affair with, has been out of politics since losing his seat in 2003, to a guy who is not associated with killing an intern.

When told that Levy’s murder remains unsolved and that Condit is not considered nor was ever named a suspect, sources at the Obama campaign said “Yeah. Well, still. Come on.”

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