Excuse me, media? Ahem, excuse me, the venerable Washington Post, CBS News, ABC News and MSNBC? Sorry to bug you while you’re reporting on septuagenarians getting it on – I know you clearly want us to know that they are “F-ing”, and also enjoying “F-ing”, but I thought I’d just let you know, you’re pervs.
Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a war on now- or one whose legally was questionable- then you wouldn’t have to tell me how geezers are really “getting some trim” these days. Or better than that- what if there was an environmental disaster looming and the leadership of the world was doing nothing- then you probably wouldn’t have to report on grandmas who are constantly getting “boned”.
Oh wait a minute, those things ARE happening, and yet you still chose to tell us about those who use walkers, who also happen to be “throwing a hot dog down a hallway”*.
Once again, only US News And World Report has chosen to cover this responsibly.
*denotes a term given to me by a sick dude who works next to me.
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