Thursday, July 10, 2008

What Sucks…The Media Obsessed With Old People “Doing It”: Perv Watch V.21

Excuse me, media? Ahem, excuse me, the venerable Washington Post, CBS News, ABC News and MSNBC? Sorry to bug you while you’re reporting on septuagenarians getting it on – I know you clearly want us to know that they are “F-ing”, and also enjoying “F-ing”, but I thought I’d just let you know, you’re pervs.

Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if there was a war on now- or one whose legally was questionable- then you wouldn’t have to tell me how geezers are really “getting some trim” these days. Or better than that- what if there was an environmental disaster looming and the leadership of the world was doing nothing- then you probably wouldn’t have to report on grandmas who are constantly getting “boned”.

Oh wait a minute, those things ARE happening, and yet you still chose to tell us about those who use walkers, who also happen to be “throwing a hot dog down a hallway”*.

Once again, only US News And World Report has chosen to cover this responsibly.

*denotes a term given to me by a sick dude who works next to me.

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