Friday, July 18, 2008

What Sucks…Quick Hits: The Tour de France, Gas Prices, Britney Spears, Rock Band 2, Jesse Jackson

…The Tour de France

WTF? Is it me, or is there more juicing going on here than at a Smoothie King being run by Jack LaLanne? (That's not a rhetorical question, commenters!) It’s a 21 stage bike race that covers over 2200 miles- it’s okay if you finish it in more than a day.

…Gas Prices

Just awful. I drove by a Hess station the other day- Regular was 4.38, Plus was 4.55 and Supreme was “If You Have To Ask, You Can’t Afford It”.

…Britney Spears

Forget about what it says about you as a parent that you give sole custody of your kids to K-Fed, think about the precedent this sets for the upcoming cases “Electric Eel V. Young, Single Mom Who Likes To Party.”

…Rock Band 2

This thing looks amazing- there’s an actual G&R song on it from “Chinese Democracy” in it, but in order to play you have to unlock a code that will make the guy singing lose his mind, fire everyone and get dread lock plugs.

…Jesse Jackson

Using the “N” word and threatening to rip off Obama’s nuts? Yeesh. Could have been worse for Obama though, at least he didn’t endorse him! (You can use that one, folks- but pretty soon, I’m gonna be asking for a little pay pal action for this gold!)

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