Tuesday, July 29, 2008
What Sucks…Quick Hits: Khloe Kardashian, Gas Prices, Shia LaBeouf, Sharks, Robert Novak
Is DUI a crime in LA? This chick isn’t even a celebrity and she’s doing less time for a felony than it takes to drive from Hollywood to Santa Monica at rush hour. Can we make the punishment for driving while intoxicated longer than the season premiere of Heroes? Also- you should spell your fucking name with a “C”, like everyone else.
If these things were any more steep they’d come with a friggin’ sherpa! People are worried about the “five-dollar gallon”? They should worry about the “4 integer gas sign”!
Drunk driving? A pretty boy like this won’t last 30 minutes in the big house! Luckily, the way we sentence celebs, he’ll only have to last 15!
For years I’ve been railing against these killing machines, and this weekend they have the chance to attack, to take out, to remove once and for all from the face of the earth Ryan Seacrest- and they blow it. Thanks for showing up, sharks.
What, are brain tumors slumming?