Monday, July 28, 2008
What Sucks...Livia Ionce And Having 18 Kids In 23 Years!
Who is Livia Ionce? Well, for a percentage of you reading in Canada, she could be your mom. For everyone else, she’s the 44-year old woman in Canada who just had her 18th baby in 23 years.
Let me say that again for those of you who know there’s a difference between vaginas and tents, 18 kids!
We don’t know the amount of water this woman has broken hasn’t contributed to rising sea levels! Looking for a baby gift? How bout some mace for her husband?! Hey Mr. Ionce, we get it, you’re fertile! Can you keep your hands off your wife for 5 minutes? You’ve been married for 25 years, you’re not supposed to be having sex! It’s one thing to have a lot of kids, this woman uses her uterus as a goddamn clown car!
On the bright side, for this women’s sons and daughters, it’s almost impossible for kids at their school to make fun of her. What are they gonna say…
“Yo, last night I did your mom.”?
Last night? No, my dad was in there. Again.