Wednesday, July 23, 2008

What Sucks…Adults on Sesame Street


I haven’t seen Sesame Street in a long time so maybe someone can tell me, has child services stepped in yet to take the kids away from these careless, irresponsible, reckless bastards?

I guess what I’m saying is…

“Hey Gordon, Bob, Maria and Mr. Noodle, if those are your real names, Count Von Count…



…is a fucking Vampire!”

I don’t know, maybe a little adult supervision would be nice, before some kid gets hurt and his parents end up suing both you AND the letter “S” for all you’re worth.

I saw the thing in Texas with the polygamists, Sesame Street has to be next, right? What, you can marry off an 11 year old but if you put one next to an 8 foot bird, its okay?

Someone please tell me that around the corner from Sesame Street there’s a white van with three cops inside monitoring surveillance equipment. Someone please tell me that right before The Count hit’s #5 on his count-list, right after the thunder rolls and the lightening strike- right before he snaps and makes a B-Line for some kid’s jugular, we’ll have a guy there with a wooden stake all set to take him out.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this still Chris DeLuca writing these? I ask because the last few seem... off somehow. Are you okay Chris?

Anonymous said...

I like Mr. Noodle.

Anonymous said...

I agree with anonymous, you seem angry. Is everything alright at home?

Anonymous said...

maybe it was written by that agenda carrying Gerbil, Chips! Don't get that gerbil started on Richard Gere!