Tuesday, July 08, 2008
What Sucks…According to Jim
No truth to the rumor that when I get home late and realize I haven’t posted yet I throw up a clip of “According To Jim”, but come on, let’s face it, this show sucks- to use the parlance of our time- “serious monkey dick”.
Take this particular clip. So much wrong here, but I’d like to shine the retard spotlight if I could on Jim. Seriously, watch the clip – it’s only a 1:19- I’ll wait. Watch it? Good…
Who the fuck opens potato chips like that? What the fuck is wrong with that guy? Is he having a stroke? I know violent retards who are not allowed to handle kittens unsupervised because they don’t know their own retard strength who have more social grace. Someone taze that asshole. Sloth from The Goonies acts more human.
According to Jim, assholes are allowed to crush potato chip bags and pour them into bowls. By the way- if he’s such a “man” what’s he eating out of a bowl for? Use the bag, you fucking douchenut.
And what’s with the rest of that mongoloid family? Where’d the grow up- in that town from The Hills Have Eyes? That poor sonnavabitch son can’t pour a glass of milk, and the monkey daughter is left to climb on the kitchen cabinets and throw a plant to the ground. Somewhere Nell is signing “Dude, who raised you?”
And nice touch having the mom walk into the scene at the end and grab a bottle of booze. Get used to it whore, alcohol is your only respite- but then again, you married Jim, so its hard to have any sympathy for you.
What a piece of shit this show is- seriously- I tried to TIVO it the other day and my DVR said "you're shitting me, right?"
According to Jim is on Tuesdays at 8!